Through a Mirror Darkly

((this is a panfandom rp account for an AU version of the matesandmayhem John Constantine. He is a college professor and a serial killer. However he is very clever, so please pay attention to whether something is tagged #private or #public.))
ludzies:

GASP!
Fanart that isn’t Book of Mormon or Adventure Time related?! What is this madness!
The Bad Idea Bears were my favorite characters in Avenue Q
I was listening to the album and just decided to doodle them. They’re amazing.

((accurately reflecting both John and Burke’s relationship. As well as ours)) 

ludzies:

GASP!

Fanart that isn’t Book of Mormon or Adventure Time related?! What is this madness!

The Bad Idea Bears were my favorite characters in Avenue Q

I was listening to the album and just decided to doodle them. They’re amazing.

((accurately reflecting both John and Burke’s relationship. As well as ours)) 

onthepointofablade-deactivated2 asked: Jus' calm down, alrigh'? Or jus' find some idiot at a bar t' kill. Ah don' care, but Mickey was bein' stupid, he wasn' t'inkin'.

Silence your prattling. 

onthepointofablade-deactivated2 asked: Ah mean it, Johnny-boy, no' a 'and on him. Jus' leave yer house an' ah'll fix t'is-Ye 'urt 'im, an' yer dead. S' not'in' personal, we're mates n' all, but ah can'ot 'ave ye torturin' 'im, he'd break.

A cheap, worthless and weak thing I should never have indulged myself with. 

onthepointofablade-deactivated2 asked: Whatev'r Mickey did, don' ye dare lay a 'and on him, alrigh'? Tha fuck'n idiot didn' listen t'me-Ah can fix whatev'r it was.

onthepointofablade:

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onthepointofablade:

..Jus’..no one talk t’me. Alrigh’?

Well ‘ello luv. 

No-No. Ye heard me when ah said no’ t’ talk t’ me, righ’?

An’ miss this, sweet’eart? Not fer the world. 

…Jus’ go find someone else t’bot’er, yer no’ goin’ t’ get any amusement out o’ me Johnny-boy.

[chuckles] I think ‘ll ‘ave a great deal. Ya know, ‘m ‘alf tempted ta make ya a guest a me ‘ospitality again. Ya’d be right interestin’ like this. 

-snorts- Ah don’ t’ink so, Johnny-boy -chuckles wearily- Wouldn’ change much -straightens up- An’ who says ah’d go wi’t ye, ye remember tarin’ m’ heart out at one point, righ’? -chuckles-

Ya think that’s practically courtin’ behavior. 

C’me along an’ ‘ave a drink then. 

(via onthepointofablade-deactivated2)